Zehir: A battle against the red army, followed by a demon ambush? What do you have to say for yourself?
Red Priest: Please forgive me. I had no idea we were evil!
Zehir: Your excuses are amazing.
Red Priest: We priests know of a magical rite that will purge the demons of their illusion. You’ll have to find two of my friends: a priest and a zealot.
Zehir: That doesn’t sound too bad.
Red Priest: You’ll also have to find one of those other things…
Red Priest: You know… that thing… with the other thing…
Zehir: Which is?
Red Priest: The thing you get after visiting obelisks… wandering around for days… digging…
Zehir: Oh, you mean a Tear of Asha. For a ritual? I don’t get it.
Red Priest: It’s called a MacGuffin.
Zehir: Okay, this Tear of Asha was too easy to find… and the priest and zealot were just standing there. Maybe these chapters are getting easier.
Devils: We have appeared to engage your puny army, by order of the scenario writer!
Zehir: The Havens have become Infernos again. Well, I guess that wraps up this chap…
Freyda: You must be Zah-heer.
Zehir: Ah. I knew it wouldn’t be so easy.
Duncan: Ahem… please excuse Freyda’s rudeness. Now, I’m going to suddenly become the world’s biggest dick for no reason.
Freyda: Flirt, flirt. Sexual innuendo.
Zehir: How is it possible that in every cut-scene, I end up looking like the most mature of the bunch?
Duncan: To move the plot along, I’ll just casually start dropping names of characters that you couldn’t possibly know, such as Wulfstan.
Zehir: Wulfstan? Whoever he is, I feel compelled to visit him. You guys mop up the rest of the demons, I’m gonna go see my new best friend, Wulfstan.
Duncan: Ooooh! I will accompany you!
Freyda: *cracks whip*