Freyda: Well, I’m alone now. That last battle with the fiery godzillas decimated my army.
Paladin: We’re still with you, milady.
Freyda: Oh right.
Paladin: So, we can either start flagging mines, build up an army, capture towns, or go free Duncan.
Freyda: We could use the extra help, so…
Duncan: I’m freeeeeeeeee! *cough cough* What’s with all this dramatic smoke?
Freyda: Duke Duncan, we meet again. We could sure use a helping… wait a minute. Your stats are terrible and you don’t know any spells of worth.
Duncan: I love you, Freeeeeeeyyyyyda!
Freyda: I’m starting to regret wasting my troops on that last garrison.
Duncan: I’m sooooo looking forward to traveling with you. Long nights in our war tent… long walks on the beach to talk strategy…
Freyda: Er… actually, we should go our separate ways. I need to go save my father and you need to go save your friend, Wulfstan. Griffin eternal!
Duncan: But… but…
Freyda: I SAID… GRIFFIN ETERNAL!
Duncan: Alright… off you go.
Paladin: Milady, it would appear that St. Isabel has recruited all new heroes into her red army. The likes of which we have never seen before.
Andreas: My name iz Andreas and I come from ze lands afar. You have betrayed ze queen. Prepare to die.
Duncan: Piece of cake. Oh wait… they have life-draining fallen angels!?
Freyda: Looks like I have to save you again.
Andreas: Curses. My army iz destroyed. I vill be back, mark my words. See you in ze tavern in 7 days. Mo ho ho ho ho!
Freyda: This time I must really be going. My father is still sitting in a cell, waiting for rescue.
Duncan: I wish I could come along with you, but I’m needed here. But if you really wanted my help, you just have to say the word and I’ll…
Freyda: No Duncan. You stay here and rebuild the Stag Duchy. But I look forward to seeing you in the near future, side by side in battle.
Duncan: I look forward to seeing you in the near future too, side by side in bed.
Freyda: Come now, we have an empire to restore.
Duncan: Empires require heirs. Let us begin by creating some. Do you know where babies come from?
Freyda: You are a dangerous man Duncan. But your constant sexual harassment is warming my cold, cold heart.
Duncan: Excellent.
